Brainwashed

AJ reported today that at recess the leader of the boys decided with the leader of the girls that the girls would chase the boys. If a boy was caught, the girls would brainwash him into acting like a girl. This is serious business! I was very happy when he told me that he was never caught, although one of his poor friends was brainwashed and AJ had to brainwash him back into a boy. This sounds pretty complicated for the 2nd grade, but does sound a bit familiar to world of dating and what he'll be going through in the 11th grade.

It made me realize how grateful I am that I'm no longer chasing. I have the man I caught 12 years ago and I've got him brainwashed into acting just the way I want him too (most of the time).